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Post  QUP Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:51 pm

Just watching Pickers and they found an enamel sign off a old car which read;

Chickens, here's your coup


Classic sticker to have made up for your van! Any other gold ones out there to rival the "Don't Laugh you Your Daughter Might be in Here" or "If it a rockin'..."??

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Post  Rohan Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:31 am

Not strictly van related, but a mate of mine has "Lost your cat? Check under my tyres...."
(anyway, he thinks it's funny).
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Post  BonesnSkull Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:59 am

(facebook like symbol) Your mum likes this
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Post  sinbin Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:49 pm

"Virgin Conversion Unit"

"Mobile Sex Instructor - First Lesson Free"

"No Vagina Decliners"

"Don't Laugh - You were probably made in one of these!"

"Mobile Mattress"

"Passion Pit"

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Post  BonesnSkull Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:55 pm

Mobile Gynecology Unit-Seen that on a F100 Ex Ambo
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Post  Special Delivery Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:26 pm

save a mouse .eat a pussy madcat
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Post  greycloud Thu 18 Apr 2013, 7:04 pm

"Don't laugh your grandma may be inside", sorta turns the table on the "Don't laugh your daughter may be inside" and lets face it we are all ageing vanners!!!!
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Post  The Zodiac Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:07 pm

On my old one tonner I had,

"Just dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"

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Post  fc59 Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:30 pm

H A T E

Hot rodders

Against

The

Environmentalists



fossil fuels are yummy


just ebay carS stickers there is a bloke who reproduces all the small decals from both cars movies
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Post  Billyboy Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:01 pm

My V8 HQ sedan came with "sticks n stone break my bones ... but whips n chains excite me"... got a few laughs

My Pop had a sticker on his EH sedan " I wanna die peacefully like my grandad in his sleep.... unlike his passengers-screaming in fear"
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Post  The Zodiac Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:29 pm

And the old classic I had on the WB dash the first time I owned it.......

N.R.N.R. No Root, No Ride.

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Post  BonesnSkull Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:11 am

Gas,grass or a r s e....nobody rides for free
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Post  Squeaker2 Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:25 pm

I ws thinking of having this one made up for a while!
"If this vans a rockin....... don't worry it's only memorex!"
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Post  BonesnSkull Sat 20 Apr 2013, 8:01 am

lol! lmao Thats a classic! Nice one Neil.
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Post  billet Sat 20 Apr 2013, 9:51 am

one I just thought of yesterday for my LTD, this car has an extremely loud audio system
MORE WHAT'S? THAN KILOWATTS

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Post  HBWC Sun 21 Apr 2013, 7:01 pm

billet wrote:one I just thought of yesterday for my LTD, this car has an extremely loud audio system
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had that on my brothers first sherpa
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Post  billet Sun 21 Apr 2013, 9:30 pm

Sherpa!
Is that a car or a dog?

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Post  HBWC Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:42 am


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its tiny 2cly 660cc van thats his new one it will be at van nats next year
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Post  BonesnSkull Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:06 am

Classic not plastic

Built for cruising
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Post  billet Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:55 pm

Neat

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Post  Sam62 Mon 01 Jul 2013, 3:54 pm

mine is - MICROWAVE - Do a HOT chick in 5 minute's lol! lol! bounce 

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Post  glennvc Wed 03 Jul 2013, 7:54 pm

Put your head between your knees and kiss your Bottom goodbye
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Post  Rusty62TransAm Thu 04 Jul 2013, 12:18 pm

Squeaker2 wrote:I ws thinking of having this one made up for a while!
"If this vans a rockin....... don't worry it's only memorex!"
Neil

LMAO!

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Post  Rusty62TransAm Thu 04 Jul 2013, 12:19 pm

NNNRH! or Triple NRH as we used to say:

No Naughty, No Ride Home!

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Post  Special Delivery Thu 04 Jul 2013, 7:33 pm

heh rusty I hope you never took any blokes home then:D 
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