Buying shares

Just imagine...If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas
one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

* If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

* If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one
year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

* But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
refund, you would have received $214.00.

* Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

* A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles
a year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22
gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Aussies
get about 41 miles to the gallon!

* Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!

Imperfection wrote:* But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
refund, you would have received $214.00.

Very funny