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Post  Imperfection Tue 01 Nov 2011, 7:53 pm

Man Flu is a crippling and debilitating disorder indiscriminately striking down male members of the human species without warning. The illness is often referred to pejoratively by female members of the species who are in fact immune from the illness as man flu is now known to exclusively attack the XY chromosome carrier. If Man Flu is kind enough not to kill the infected party it will definitely leave him weak, sick, hurting everywhere and in dire need of TLC.

Medical professionals now also widely recognise that self diagnosis by the sufferer is the best means of identification as the symptoms of Man Flu are far more severe than the simple common cold which predominantly targets the XX chromosome holders (i.e. females). This goes some way to explain the cynicism some women display towards their male counterparts.
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Post  Kiwivan Wed 02 Nov 2011, 2:55 pm

Can I get a flu shot for this??

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Post  serendipity Wed 02 Nov 2011, 7:39 pm

i have a pill.......

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